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marc
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 07:07 pm |
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| Great project for shop class. That il get you in deep shit fer sure. I love it but don't think i'd have the balls to strap that on my back & fire it up. Could be the last day of my life. Talk about going out with a blast!
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Mikey
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 07:02 pm |
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Thats Awesome Randy..sure beats the heck out of a can of
Hairspray and a lighter...ROFL
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Babe
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 06:59 pm |
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| Gee thanks Randy....lol...I think Mike was looking for plane tickets to Florida.....so you guys can build it...LOL
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 05:58 pm |
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Babe wrote:
I KNEW it would either be Randy or Mikey....LOL....I been watchin Mikey like a hawk....and I hid the bleach!
Lets really scare the hell out of Babe....I havent got anyone brave (or stupid) enough to help me build this, YET..LOL
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?pagenumber=1&perpage=40&s=&threadid=1107178
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marc
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 05:27 pm |
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Last edited on Sun Feb 6th, 2005 05:28 pm by marc |
Babe
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 04:56 pm |
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Dave wrote: I can't find any beach around here either... I think that the OL read it... beach? LOL
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Dave
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 04:15 pm |
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| I can't find any beach around here either... I think that the OL read it...
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Babe
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 04:12 pm |
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| I KNEW it would either be Randy or Mikey....LOL....I been watchin Mikey like a hawk....and I hid the bleach!
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marc
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 01:50 pm |
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| Me too.
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weasle
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 12:34 pm |
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| let me know if it smokes or anything LOL
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 02:20 am |
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opk, who has mixed brake fluid with clorox?????
Im gonna do it Monday at work....
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Dave
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Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2005 01:09 am |
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Raising Boys - 25 key points to ponder
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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marc
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Posted: Sat Feb 5th, 2005 01:52 pm |
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Last edited on Sat Feb 5th, 2005 01:55 pm by marc |
Babe
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Posted: Sat Feb 5th, 2005 02:25 am |
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Wouldnt have bothered me...lol...has a bright purple suburban! 
We are all over in chat Dave...come over!
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Dave
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Posted: Sat Feb 5th, 2005 02:13 am |
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ROTFLMAO!!
I used to date a girl and her mom had a old International pickup truck. Everyone always wanted to borrow it. Seems like she had it loaned out most of the time. Everyone always had something they wanted to haul... She got tired of it and didn't wanna be nasty about it or worry that anyone would think she was. So, she painted it bright pink!
Never had to worry about anyone wanting to borrow her truck again... LOL
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Babe
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Posted: Sat Feb 5th, 2005 02:09 am |
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Yes Flowered tools exsist.......and I have my very own set!! LOL As well as an extra tape measure with flowers on it! See....at my shop...I carry a tape measure around...I use it all the time...and when I step outside to measure a truck/semi/car/whatever for graphics......guys tend to take my measuring tape away....lol I dunno...maybe they think I cant read it or something. There have been times where it goes right into their pocket......SOOOOO I figured what guy in their right mind will pick up a tape measurer with flowers plastered all over it??? And danged if I was right! They take one look at it, and wont touch it...let alone pocket it!
Had the same problem with my "house tools" I have 3 teenage boys and a Mikey....and they would take my tools from the house, and not bring them back...so I found(after much searching)a whole dang set with flowers all over!!! They dont touch em! hehe Bet any one of you wouldnt be caught dead hammerin away with my flowered hammer! hehe
Never thought I would grow up and wear a toolbelt or have a tape measurer hung on my side every day.....but if I am gonna do it....I am gonna do it girly like!
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Dave
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Posted: Sat Feb 5th, 2005 02:03 am |
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Life in tech support...
Last edited on Sat Feb 5th, 2005 02:03 am by Dave |
Dave
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Posted: Fri Feb 4th, 2005 11:43 pm |
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Babe wrote:
I resent that one! I use REAL tools....mine just have flowers all over them! lol
FLOWERS? WTF? I've NEVER seen flowers on tools!! LOL... 
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Babe
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Posted: Fri Feb 4th, 2005 08:51 pm |
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I resent that one! I use REAL tools....mine just have flowers all over them! lol
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Mikey
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Posted: Fri Feb 4th, 2005 08:34 pm |
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Ladies Toolbox
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