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 Posted: Sun Jun 12th, 2011 08:54 pm

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HUH??????

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 Posted: Sun Jun 12th, 2011 05:41 pm

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weasle1 wrote: omg  jeff  we just got back from  the  camper  and i read this , my cousin  bernie is a martin  and has been missing  for  a few days , but we just figured he was on a 3 day drunk , can you suply any more info /bernie has a wife and 34 kids   that would like to celebrate his demise  if its truly  him .:PI think Dave has more on this Weas.....  ROTFL

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 Posted: Sun Jun 12th, 2011 04:52 pm

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omg  jeff  we just got back from  the  camper  and i read this , my cousin  bernie is a martin  and has been missing  for  a few days , but we just figured he was on a 3 day drunk , can you suply any more info /bernie has a wife and 34 kids   that would like to celebrate his demise  if its truly  him .:P

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 Posted: Fri Jun 10th, 2011 08:49 pm

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You got any relatives that are Martens Weasle ?  LOL!

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.
A marten is a member of the weasel family

 

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Interesting...

Man with dead weasel accused of assault

– Wed Jun 8, 3:25 pm ET
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.
KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.
Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.
He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.
A marten is a member of the weasel family.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110608/ap_on_fe_st/us_dead_weasel_assault

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 Posted: Fri Jun 10th, 2011 11:11 am

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Interesting...

Man with dead weasel accused of assault

– Wed Jun 8, 3:25 pm ET
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.
KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.
Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.
He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.
A marten is a member of the weasel family.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110608/ap_on_fe_st/us_dead_weasel_assault

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marc wrote: I wonder who will take his place?
Good point.  There are many more Bin Ladens out there just as bad or worse.  

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 Posted: Tue May 3rd, 2011 01:51 am

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I wonder who will take his place?

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 Posted: Tue May 3rd, 2011 01:15 am

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Well it took nearly 10 yrs to rid the world of Osama Bin Laden.  The deed is done.

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marc: I researched that, believe it or not, it started in the 1950's. Been a running political joke since then. But, it sure is funny..lol

RSDF

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 Posted: Sun Mar 27th, 2011 02:58 pm

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Probably should be in the joke section...

"I hope it isn't true"
 





  
CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!

You will love this one, I haven’t stop laughing yet.
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the “guards,” probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. “Times are hard,” said Joe Biden, “It’s only fair to the cattle guards and their families!”
WTF.......................Say it isn't so...........

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 Posted: Wed Mar 16th, 2011 01:40 am

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marc wrote:
Saw something on the news about their strict building codes...I know some of the newer buildings in CA use earthquake technology...
I don't think Japans strict bldg codes made much difference in the wake of the tsunami... I never seen such carnage!

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Saw something on the news about their strict building codes...I know some of the newer buildings in CA use earthquake technology...

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 Posted: Tue Mar 15th, 2011 01:29 am

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http://www.livescience.com/13234-tsunami-earthquake-defense-rebuild.html

One thing about Human disasters such as the recent Tsunami in Japan.  It clearly defines what a real problem is.

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This ain't the first city in California that's got a "Crash Tax"

$495 for a typical crash involving "scene stabilization," $2,274 for a helicopter evacuation. Johnson estimates this will raise between $300,000 and $500,000 a year.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/politics/la-me-cap-crash-tax-20110214,0,904880.column?page=2&track=rss

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http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/the_intelligencer/the_intelligencer_news_details/article/27/2011/february/04/motorcyclist-killed-in-collision-1.html

Hang em...Society has no need for people like this...JMHO...

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Dave wrote: Don't forget Marc, he gave some of 'em a "Vaginal Infection" too... :shock: :shock::shock: Wonder where his dick has been...Actually I'd rather not know...LOL...

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weasle1 wrote: hey dave  will that make  the pork chops  smell fishy ??:PThose pigs do have long eye lash's and are kinda cute in the face when there young,  but other than that I just don't see the attraction...  LMAO!

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hey dave  will that make  the pork chops  smell fishy ??:P

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marc wrote:
:shock::shock: Must be hard up...

What is really wierd is he can get up to 120 years in jail for porking a pig....WTF...Murderers and child molesters get out in 5 or 10 years...That is fucked up...But then again those pigs are emotionally traumatized for life...
Don't forget Marc, he gave some of 'em a "Vaginal Infection" too... :shock:

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Fecal Transplants? Never thought I'd hear those two words used together...

Fecal transplants could be a cheap and effective treatment for certain infections.
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